Here we have the consummate geek, a total nerdy computer guy. Hell, he is the archetype for the computer nerd. He makes some good, if ruthless, choices and ends up being one of the richest men ever to live on the face of the earth. He has more personal fortune than many corporations and even a few countries.
And he doesn't have a personal submarine-yacht or a personal zeppelin.
William; What. The. Fuck?
What kind of geek are you? You work 75 hours a week, take no vacation to speak of, and otherwise work like a megalomaniac dog, (just like, say... Lex Luthor), and yet you do not have a personal submersible yacht or a dirigible. Yeah, sure, you probably have a few cars and I heard your mansion is kinda cool, and I'm sure you have a private jet but that's all shit any successful real estate tycoon, football player or Don King would have. None of that has any geek cred at all.
And please don't try defending him with "Well, maybe he does have one and hasn't told anyone." The guy is a geek, and one thing ALL geeks love to do is show off their toys to rub in the face of other geeks who don't have them. So, you know he doesn't have either, and because of that; Bill, You suck, dude, you really suck.
Bill Gates is a failure, and I'll tell you why;
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Posted by Dr. Mantodea at 10:19 PM
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From the link:
"Commercial Opportunities
The Phoenix would be suitable for use as an exclusive submarine cruise ship or as a charter yacht.
The estimated price of the Phoenix is $78 million."
Didn't Bill Gates just make that much money in the amount of time it took me to hit "CTRL-V"? He should certainly have one for each day of the week.
Yeah, but the mofo owns the computer.
Not to mention that he has his hand in the pocket of every single person who owns and/or uses his product. Think about it. He owns you.
Owns me ....ahhhh! I wonder if he has a room full of $$$ that he rolls around in. I know that would be my first thing to do! ~laffs~
Bill Gates: Like I need any more reason to use a Mac at home!
Oh but his safe card must be "Not looking at women" lol
"Not to mention that he has his hand in the pocket of every single person who owns and/or uses his product. Think about it. He owns you."
Yeah, so he owns me, and everything else, except for a dirigible and a submersible yacht.
He sucks even MORE when you put it that way, doesn’t he?
The cells which slough off the walls of his colon are worth more than most whole people who work the fast food counter at McDonalds, and he doesn’t have these very simple basic things that every geek, with any amount of geekness, would buy as soon as they had the cash.
It's a shame really. He should just kill himself now in penance to the great geek god; Fortran.
I don't believe he owns the cloch na fail either
why is somebody who has streamlined business and media so successfully such a tyrant? Are you aware that the gates foundation is the most charitable in the world? Also, is it perhaps true that through the creation of everything microsoft bill gates has created more jobs, better communications, and more opportunity than possibly anybody in history?
I'm sure at times he has been rather ruthless, however this is america and without ruthless businessmen to push the boundaries of not only what we CAN do, but also what we have the RIGHT to do, you would not even have the opportunity to voice your opinion in such an open manner.
Please, from now on just think before you begin typing on that nifty little thing we call the desktop computer.
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