A bunch of hippies have decided that orgasmic vibes can be harnassed to achieve world peace. Their official website encourages us all to have an orgasm on December 22 in a "time and place of our choosing."
I think it's nothing short of ridiculous. However, there is nothing that turns me on more than the crazy photograph of some chick's teeth and the music on the website, and the thought of people emitting "orgasmic peace waves" across the world.
Prepare for the Coming
Monday, December 04, 2006
Posted by Hojo at 6:06 PM
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Good point. Murk could finally meet guys this way.
Thank god Murk will be unable to procreate in that way! Will have hundreds of little Murks running around ruling the place!
oh that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, if they want to have an orgasm just have it but forget about the entire protocol, you and I know that peace is a little more dificult to obtain than an orgasm.
Hey all for Orgasms whereeve and whenever. Love the music on the site . .
There is nothing more mysterious to a teenage boy than the female orgasm........well if you don't look at porn that is.
An Orgasm should be an everyday thing in my book! ~WEG~ What's that saying an orgasm a day keeps the Dr at bay ...or wait is that an apple? ~giggles~
I once used an apple.
I wish you boys wouldn't go cat calling for me like that by the way. I know you want a slice of my Inner Murk White Mud Pie, but honestly, my wife is a trained assassin who kills people like you to relax before making coffee and forcing herself on me. She'd definitely use you both as a garnish for her martini.
And as for December 22nd, I refuse to have an orgasm so close to Christmas. It would ruin the classic holiday buildup for "Murk's Traditional Accidental Christmas Orgasm". Hey, wait a few weeks and even a stiff breeze can set you off, never mind wearing the new silk boxers and sitting on the in law's comfy couch!
WIIIIINNNNK!
I want my five bucks back. He didn't smile right.
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