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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Everyone's Doing It
Since the world seems to be doing, Malach wants to show you what search phrase people use to find this site. Now, this blog generates most of those searches, but De Pope has started to bring some of this in too, as well as other stuff. Well here it goes:

gay porn podcast: I assume this has to do with The Murk and Malach Show's interview of C.Rag and Angryman
fidel castro pussy: Yeah, Hojo is Communism, you make the connection.
pope benedict eating babies nazi: that's all you Pope
boy gay sex: That's probably you too Pope
fire school of ministry: FIRE!
fat guys in dresses: Hey Piper, it's your fan club
lamerme english translation and tall wemans revenge comix: Yeah spelling and congnitive thought is not the typical WoWees strong suit
black mother fuckers: No clue
bugs biting guy cock: There are several versions of this one
my no-no place daddy: Yeah, you haven't yet found the secret Third Option child
porn pages?
girdle love: Hmmmm
wonder girls want to fuck with boss: Again, HMMMM
mans skirts stories: they love the Angry Piper
boneprone soft17: What?
latinos women get naked at drunk parties: Toyita, they are calling you!
bitch tits: this makes me laugh
how to shave vagaina: Again spelling . . .
brandi love spermshack: And who doesn't
died from a fart: Busted!
funbags jugs: Malach prefers sweater cows
prettyhotbabes hereistheporn: Another secret Third Option page?
women of chad: C. Rag, they are listening
does mitt romney fart: OH BOY DOES HE EVER!
gorgeous malach: Why of course
hump comics crumb: Hey Crumb they miss you
i want local pussy.com: try Craigslist
jen and hojo pregnant: Hojo, is there something you need to tell us?
john mark karr i love him: you have some problems
malach abortion: Where did they find that out?
piper is a ass: Wow, they know you buddy
sexually spooning my aunt: And the secret Third Option incest page
why won't god or jesus talk to me and help me to become what they want of me: Ask the Pope.
very old grandma sex: yet another secret page
ago long leaders china's were and e with starts word what what word starts with e and were china's leaders long ago china: wow . . .
definition of tulumptuous: someone want to tackle this in the comments.
what happens to spiders after sucking them up with a vacuum cleaner:HAHAHAHAHA
did you know that jesus was jewish: this is why you come here
i heart big balls: Hmm, Tshirt?
well endowed penis podcast: That is Malach all the way!
box waft: PU!
cats and the smell of old spice: That's gotta be Mike
fake brick cocaine recipe: Mike too
itchy flaky crust on testicles: Why do people come here for medical advice
snookums is cleaning his pipe in her tight water hole: interesting

Now, that is only a small sample from the past 6 months, and don't get me wrong we get plenty of normal search phrases.

GO SOX!

I am Malach, de gorgeous!

7 comments:

De Pope demands to know his stats!

FreeOscar said...

"itchy flaky crust on testicles"

Oh AngryMan must have done that one.

Anonymous said...

I do believe Tequila brought in some of the mysterious ones!

Hojo said...

Jen can't prove a damn thing!

Sara Sue said...

Amazing ... if a person didn't believe we're declining as a society, just read your search "queerys".

Tulumptuous: Two voluptuous lips. And yes, my picture is right next to the word. Ask Tainted Love!

Toyi said...

"latinos women get naked at drunk parties"

man let me correct that... is "latino women" no "Latino(s)women"

FYI in my origin country 95% of women don't drink and the other 5% don't do it in public.

Maybe you confused the stats with some other country...
Don't forget that by saying "Latin" you still have to point a country cause customs are very different from Latin country to Latin country eh eh

 
 
 
 
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