Recently, your zombie-horde internet tactics resulted in a complete nullification of the already marginal usefulness of the CNBC online poll of the Republican debate. This caused a series of events that culminated in the editor feeling the need to put out an open letter to you all explaining why they felt the need to stop the madness.
He had his say, but really he only spoke for a minority. I have decided it is my duty to speak for the rest of us who have endured your stench these last few months on the internet...
Congratulations, you have successfully moved me away from ambivalence about your candidate. It used to be that I cared little for his positions but lacked any real internal combustion regarding him as a candidate. You have all changed that for not only myself but I suspect everyone else who isn’t YOU.
You have tainted the internet worse than anything possible from the best efforts of the deepest oubliettes of 4chan. You have turned sites like Digg and Wikipedia and endless lists of online discussion forums into a frothing vat of your political semen like a bukkake party the size of Manhattan.
Your endless, mindless and unimaginative boosting makes Rush Limbaugh ditto heads look like a bunch of fucking Rhodes Scholars. Your insane fanaticism is repulsive, disgusting and most of all is as a annoying as a mosquito perched happily on the small of my back joyously sucking my life blood safe in the knowledge that I can’t swat it.
So now I have gradated from mere ambivalence to outright hatred for you and your candidate.
I would rather be punched in the nuts than see your guy get elected.
I would see this country burn to ash and the soil sown with Ann Coulter’s menstrual drippings, and all the puppies and kittens roasted alive to feed the gluttonous belly of Dick Cheney than suffer one instant with your candidate sitting on the PoUS chair.
I would rather mix my own shit with broken glass and vinegar and eat it out of Rosanne Bar’s vagina while having my testicles peeled with a cheese grater than vote for your candidate.
I would rather see George W. Bush get elected for a third term than see your guy in the oval office.
Fuck you. And please for the love of God shut up already. We all hate you. We hate you. We fucking hate you.
God DAMN, but we fucking hate you.
Dear Ron Paul supporters
Friday, October 12, 2007
Posted by Dr. Mantodea at 11:15 AM
Labels: assholes., Dr. Mantodea, Politics, Republicans, Ron Paul, You Suck
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6 comments:
are you SURE you aren't still ambivalent? i wasn't positive; with lines like "i would rather mix my own shit with broken glass and vinegar and eat it out rosanne barr's vagina while having my testicles peeled with a cheese grater than vote for your candidate"... it's hard to tell.
kudos to your quality post!
Well, this is you, a politically-minded, well-informed pers...thing. The average voter doesn't know who Ron Paul is, much less what he stands for. The shortest path to name recognition is internet spam.
Sure, it gets annoying to those who have already heard of him, but supporters are trying to let people know that there are candidates other than Clinton, Obama, and Giuliani. Ron Paul gets little press elsewhere, so it's up to his supporters to spread the word.
I support Ron Paul, but I am not one of these "supporters" you are referring to. I don't like other people shoving their Obama/Clinton arguments in my face, so I try to return the favor by keeping my mouth shut unless someone really cares.
Ron Paul has cool theme songs, and he ain't a real Republican anyway
Not at all. He's a Libertarian at heart, even though he's the most conservative candidate we've seen in years.
The general speculation is that he is using the Republican Party to gain recognition, and then run as a third party if/when he loses the primary.
Never trust anyone with Paul in their name, yes, yes.
Ron who? The fact that you even bother shows WAY too much concern on your part.
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