A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"
Yes, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up."
The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"
"One," said the young salesman."Only one?" blurted the boss, "most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?"
"Three hundred thousand dollars," said the young man."How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss. "Well," said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.
I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser."
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?"
"No," answered the salesman "He came in to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said to him, 'Your weekend's shot, you may as well go fishing.'"
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These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''
The second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.''
The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''
Then the first guy said, ''No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
~hump day love~
6 comments:
Yay, I thought there wasn't gonna be any today!
This guy comes into a bar lookin' down in the dumps an' starts knockin' back hard liquor.
The bartender looks him up an' down, an' asks, "Hey buddy, what's the matter?"
The guy says, "I jus' caught my wife in bed havin' sex with my best friend, so I says to her you pack up your things and get the heck out of here right now."
The bartender pours the guy a drink on the house an' says, "Wow that's tough, what'd you say to your best friend?"
The guy looks up an' says, "Bad dog, bad dog."
Hohoho, Chunks is my dog . . . Is this biographical about Dr.Murk?
A man walks into a bar and yells, OUCH!
Thank you, thank you I will be here all week
I know I didn't think I'd get them posted either ...but suprise suprise. ~giggles~ Not my best but it will do! ~wicked love~
A priest a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
The Al Quesidilla bombs the bar.
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