NEWSBOYS NEWS AGENCY:
January 24th, 2008
At least 300 motorists stranded in snow north of Los Angeles
Hahahahahahahaha.
People of California! This is NEWSBOYS NEWS AGENCY. We have sent flurries to cripple your transportation network. You will hand over Jennifer Love Hewitt for execution immediately. Do not attempt to leave your vehicles. We have you surrounded by smokers and high carb food stands.
Hand over Jennifer Love Hewitt and we can all go back to business as usual.
Oh, come on. You know who she is. We want her now. No one else is using her currently and we want to execute her.
Nevermind.
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
Posted by Dr. Robert J. Murk at 4:16 PM
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i know there were a ton of pics of her dimpled ass, but i dont care about that. i just want to see her jumblies. soooo if you DO get her, take some pix of her boobies, and THEN execute her.
thnx
Can I kill her?
Hey,hey,you didn't have to go through all the trouble of sending fat guys wearing t-shirts, smoking Camels, and selling fried dough in a snowstorm.
All you had to do is ask.
Here, have her.
*pushes washed up actress east*
I second Tequila.
"Can I kill her?"
NO, YOU ARE MARRIED, GO CARE FOR YOUR WIFE EHEH
You want me to kill my wife?
Yes.
I mean NO!
We may need here around. She talks to dead people.
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