ah, the Fundamentalist religious right!
So strong in their beliefs, they don't actually need to educate themselves, look into facts, or even be rational.
Ol' Hobbsy here has nothing against folks who choose to be religious, have a belief system, go to church, et al. My problem begins with poor judgement, close-minded beliefs that no one is right unless they agree with you, or that they are going to hell because they don't share your beliefs.
And, hysterically, I was just introduced to the top 100 quotes from a forum sight for just that tye of close minded fundamentalists.
I've only just started reading, but I wanted to share a quite hysterical quote. There are actually from a forum at the site www.freejesus.net !
Enjoy:
"Athiests as a Majority
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that!
Die, Christian!
THE END
Scary, isn't it? "
Yes, it really is!
People scare me...
Monday, January 14, 2008
Posted by Hobbs von Wackamole at 2:34 PM
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another fav:
Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.
look here a very real gravity principle that should matter more for science than the material gravity principle...
Romans 7
14We know that the law is spiritual; but I am unspiritual, sold as a slave to sin. 15I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do. 16And if I do what I do not want to do, I agree that the law is good. 17As it is, it is no longer I myself who do it, but it is sin living in me. 18I know that nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature.[a] For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out. 19For what I do is not the good I want to do; no, the evil I do not want to do—this I keep on doing. 20Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it.
21So I find this law at work: When I want to do good, evil is right there with me. 22For in my inner being I delight in God's law; 23but I see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members. 24What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death? 25Thanks be to God—through Jesus Christ our Lord!
So then, I myself in my mind am a slave to God's law, but in the sinful nature a slave to the law of sin.
see how we want to float sinless but our flesh pulls us down to sin again...
fuck, i wish my parents were atheists too. they NEVER wanted me to fuck hookers or smoke pot. i so missed out.
seriously. life would have been so much more fun
toyi, I don't get it
eh eh I don't blame you, my post is not complitely related to yours.. only in the word "gravity" I couldn't help to get inspired with the gravity word
But yes your post was interesting, very intersting!!
Gravity as a scientific theory is much different than the gravity Toyi is talking about.
I don't believe in athiesm. There is no proof it actually exists. People who believe there is no God? I don't buy it. Athiests don't exist.
Oh, and if they do exist, they tend to be scared little people who can't bear to see people at peace with their beliefs.
If athiests don't believe in God, then they are NOT QUALIFIED to determine the existence of God because they can't be trusted to explain things that they won't even aknowledge.
And further, 'right wing' 'conservative' people tend to have more education. Liberals read encyclopedias and CNN.com
Go shoot your heroin hippie. Woodstock is over, LSD is illegal and Janis Joplin died. Get over it.
Who would have imagined that 'liberals', with all their tolerance would label and defame people for free speech!
TITS.
janis joplin is dead? wtf? it was like yesterday, i saw her in concert. damnit. i need to lay off the LSD
i can't wait to make out with you, Murk!
You, me and SnakeEyes - THREEWAY!!!
And this is why no one should ever go into an internet forum.
Personally, I think Jesus is cool and athiesm is really lame.
Muslims are athiests. I hate them.
Most single mothers with 18 babies on welfare are athiests and they vote for tax increases to raise their triple figure salary.
but i'm an atheist... are you saying i should have 18 babies? FUCKKKKKKK i dont have any. i need to get right on that(love me some bastard chilrenns). and i'm not on welfare either.. that actually sounds pretty sweet. i hold a decent job, i should probably take advantage of that welfare gig and force the state to pay for me. thanks for the helpful hints christopher.
XOOXOX
Hilarious.
Especially the one on entropy vs evolution. Just goes to show how half of the people who wrote those rants probably never finished school or bothered to pay attention in it. I guess you can say what you want but atleast try and make sure it's correct.
Pippy MockingStockings,
Your welcome. Here's another tip. MAC Donalds. Get the number 5. If you leave the lights off all week you can get it super sized.
Now that's some athiest puddin right their!
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