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Thursday, January 24, 2008

NEWSBOYS NEWS AGENCY:
January 24th, 2008

At least 300 motorists stranded in snow north of Los Angeles

Hahahahahahahaha.

People of California! This is NEWSBOYS NEWS AGENCY. We have sent flurries to cripple your transportation network. You will hand over Jennifer Love Hewitt for execution immediately. Do not attempt to leave your vehicles. We have you surrounded by smokers and high carb food stands.

Hand over Jennifer Love Hewitt and we can all go back to business as usual.




Oh, come on. You know who she is. We want her now. No one else is using her currently and we want to execute her.

Nevermind.

8 comments:

i know there were a ton of pics of her dimpled ass, but i dont care about that. i just want to see her jumblies. soooo if you DO get her, take some pix of her boobies, and THEN execute her.

thnx

Can I kill her?

Hey,hey,you didn't have to go through all the trouble of sending fat guys wearing t-shirts, smoking Camels, and selling fried dough in a snowstorm.

All you had to do is ask.

Here, have her.

*pushes washed up actress east*

YPG said...

I second Tequila.

Toyi said...

"Can I kill her?"

NO, YOU ARE MARRIED, GO CARE FOR YOUR WIFE EHEH

You want me to kill my wife?

Yes.

I mean NO!

Eve said...

We may need here around. She talks to dead people.

 
 
 
 
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