1. Buy Copper.
2. Wage war on a carton of half and half.
3. Add All Users.
4. Play 4 cumputer games.
5. Yell at a kid.
6. Smoke one of my remaining cigarettes.
7. Reverse Engineer Second Life shit.
8. Wrtie at least 10 pages of fiction and publish as someone else.
9. Ass sculpt a lifesize Gary Coleman and donate it to the Fall River Department of Public Works.
10. Throw a headfake during sex.
10 Things I Will Do Today
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Posted by Dr. Robert J. Murk at 11:24 AM
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Been there. Done that.
You don't have to donate the lifesize Gary Coleman to the DPW.
There's a hundred of them already working there.
mmmmmm...Copper
You expect us to believe that you will only yell at one child today?
Do you think us fools?
SHUT UP, ALL FOUR OF YOU!!!! Man, it's practically a comment landslide for me!
*Throw a headfake during sex*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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