Hello Americanskis!
The great Zangief have good news! Zangief ran into good friend Malach the Merciless at parade. He holding flag with many colors, like rainbow. Malach march with many other men dressed in feathers, like birds. Some wear dress like female. It very funny!
Malach pretend not to see Zangief, but Zangief wait until end of parade and find Malach. He not hard to find because he wearing pants that show buttock cheeks, and he run away from Zangief. “Malach, you old so-and-so!” say Zangief, “Come, embrace Zangief as brother!” Zangief grab Malach and hug him like bear.
“Jesus Christ, you’re killing me!” Malach say.
“Not Jesus, Malach! Zangief!” Zangief say. Then Zangief laugh. Ho Ho Ho!! Like Santa.
Malach try to say something else, but he turning blue, so Zangief let him go. He bleed a little, but he ok.
Malach’s friend say “Hellooooo, nurse!” to Zangief. Zangief not know what that means, but is pretty sure it is insult, and anyway he touch Zangief’s chest hair, so Zangief give him backhand like female and Malach and Zangief alone again.
Zangief pick Malach up from ground, where he collapse from happiness at seeing old friend. “It been long time since Zangief and Malach together,” Zangief say. “How is Superstar wife and little babushkas? Send to them Zangief’s love.”
“Uh, sure,” say Malach. “Listen, Zangief, don’t mention you saw me here, ok?”
Zangief laugh. “Is Malach’s secret? Then OK, I say nothing.” But Zangief know Malach show buttock cheeks to attract female other than Superstar. Is nice to know that female find American man attractive for reason besides citizenship.
“I knew I’d find you here,” say voice from behind Zangief. Zangief turn and see Dr. Murk! But Murk not look at Zangief. He look at Malach. Malach look embarrassed to see Murk.
“Hello, Dr. Murk!” say Zangief. Zangief know Dr. Murk from therapy. Zangief see Dr. Murk for feelings of inadequacy stemming from repeated beatdowns at hands of Ken Masters, American Champion Street Fighter. Every time Zangief try to grab Ken for Spinning Piledriver or Final Atomic Buster, Ken hit Zangief with Dragon Punch. It hurt a lot, especially when Zangief catch on fire. But Dr. Murk make Zangief understand that Zangief is pretty special, anyway.
“Hello Zangief,” say Dr. Murk. Zangief clap Dr.Murk on back. He bleed a little, but he ok.
“And hello, smoking hot Asian wife of Zangief’s friend Dr. Murk,” Zangief say.
“Hello, Zangief,” smoking hot Asian wife of Dr. Murk say. She very hot. Like Chun-Li but not annoying. Not like Zangief’s wife at all. Zangief trade tractor for wife long time ago. It bad trade. Tractor still plow, but not wife.
“So, Malach,” Dr. Murk say when he stop bleeding from mouth, “care to explain why you’re marching in the Gay Pride Parade?”
“I’m not,” Malach say very fast. “I’m just talking to my good friend Zangief about the Wand of Wonder.”
“Then why are you wearing leather assless chaps?” say smoking hot Asian wife of Zangief’s friend Dr. Murk.
“I, uh…I always wear these,” Malach say.
“It’s true. He does.” Dr. Murk say.
“What is Wand of Wonder?” Zangief say. And rest is history!
So now the good news Zangief promise. Dr. Murk say Malach will host anything, so now Wand of Wonder is home to Zangief’s Blog!
Is good, no? Now Zangief can write about street fights he win and pottery classes he take, and write about good times with friends like Malach and Dr. Murk!
But now Zangief must go destroy rubber band man Dhalsim.
Dasvidaniya!
The great Zangief have good news! Zangief ran into good friend Malach the Merciless at parade. He holding flag with many colors, like rainbow. Malach march with many other men dressed in feathers, like birds. Some wear dress like female. It very funny!
Malach pretend not to see Zangief, but Zangief wait until end of parade and find Malach. He not hard to find because he wearing pants that show buttock cheeks, and he run away from Zangief. “Malach, you old so-and-so!” say Zangief, “Come, embrace Zangief as brother!” Zangief grab Malach and hug him like bear.
“Jesus Christ, you’re killing me!” Malach say.
“Not Jesus, Malach! Zangief!” Zangief say. Then Zangief laugh. Ho Ho Ho!! Like Santa.
Malach try to say something else, but he turning blue, so Zangief let him go. He bleed a little, but he ok.
Malach’s friend say “Hellooooo, nurse!” to Zangief. Zangief not know what that means, but is pretty sure it is insult, and anyway he touch Zangief’s chest hair, so Zangief give him backhand like female and Malach and Zangief alone again.
Zangief pick Malach up from ground, where he collapse from happiness at seeing old friend. “It been long time since Zangief and Malach together,” Zangief say. “How is Superstar wife and little babushkas? Send to them Zangief’s love.”
“Uh, sure,” say Malach. “Listen, Zangief, don’t mention you saw me here, ok?”
Zangief laugh. “Is Malach’s secret? Then OK, I say nothing.” But Zangief know Malach show buttock cheeks to attract female other than Superstar. Is nice to know that female find American man attractive for reason besides citizenship.
“I knew I’d find you here,” say voice from behind Zangief. Zangief turn and see Dr. Murk! But Murk not look at Zangief. He look at Malach. Malach look embarrassed to see Murk.
“Hello, Dr. Murk!” say Zangief. Zangief know Dr. Murk from therapy. Zangief see Dr. Murk for feelings of inadequacy stemming from repeated beatdowns at hands of Ken Masters, American Champion Street Fighter. Every time Zangief try to grab Ken for Spinning Piledriver or Final Atomic Buster, Ken hit Zangief with Dragon Punch. It hurt a lot, especially when Zangief catch on fire. But Dr. Murk make Zangief understand that Zangief is pretty special, anyway.
“Hello Zangief,” say Dr. Murk. Zangief clap Dr.Murk on back. He bleed a little, but he ok.
“And hello, smoking hot Asian wife of Zangief’s friend Dr. Murk,” Zangief say.
“Hello, Zangief,” smoking hot Asian wife of Dr. Murk say. She very hot. Like Chun-Li but not annoying. Not like Zangief’s wife at all. Zangief trade tractor for wife long time ago. It bad trade. Tractor still plow, but not wife.
“So, Malach,” Dr. Murk say when he stop bleeding from mouth, “care to explain why you’re marching in the Gay Pride Parade?”
“I’m not,” Malach say very fast. “I’m just talking to my good friend Zangief about the Wand of Wonder.”
“Then why are you wearing leather assless chaps?” say smoking hot Asian wife of Zangief’s friend Dr. Murk.
“I, uh…I always wear these,” Malach say.
“It’s true. He does.” Dr. Murk say.
“What is Wand of Wonder?” Zangief say. And rest is history!
So now the good news Zangief promise. Dr. Murk say Malach will host anything, so now Wand of Wonder is home to Zangief’s Blog!
Is good, no? Now Zangief can write about street fights he win and pottery classes he take, and write about good times with friends like Malach and Dr. Murk!
But now Zangief must go destroy rubber band man Dhalsim.
Dasvidaniya!
4 comments:
I would split Zangief in half with my man meat and he knows it. Tight assed commie bastard!
Your work on this post must have delayed your trip to Ireland post.
LOVE!!!!!!!! More Zangief!!!!
Does Zangief have pictures of Malach in his assless chaps?
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