impatient man is coming to your town and will dazzle your entire family with his lack of ettiquete and youl be super impressed at how quickly and slopily he does his work very quickly so that he can speed home and eat quickly so he can watch all his tivo shows on fast forward while checking email and porking some fatchick called beataputoonia while the marching band saves the world from flying mis sized sedans of foreign origin which cost too much and provide very little in the way of added security against market volatility and uv rays from the sun which crosses the sky only to set plunging us all into hated darkness and fitful sleep with the bad bad boogie dreams of a bright tomorrow when we'll all eat astronaut food in floating cars.
Thank You, Idiots.
this is totally brand new and hot
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Posted by Christopher at 2:47 PM
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The US spent millions of taxpayers dollars to create a ball point pen that would work at any angle or in any gravity. It's now commonly referred to as the Space Pen.
The Russians used a pencil.
GOD BLESS AMERIKA!
Oh my god... what have I done?
Wow, you go back in time to the Beat Generation?
He sounds so dreamy!
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