But I'm getting that hunger again. You know, that itch to go out and mess with people? Maybe it's the spring air???
I mean, doesn't anybody crawl into post office boxes and scare people anymore?
Where have all the M80s in waterbaloons gone?
When is the last time you spray painted I Heart Grass on a cow?
It's spring, fuckers! Make with the Puck like merriment!!!!
I Don't Know About You...
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Posted by Dr. Robert J. Murk at 3:18 PM
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Puck? From Alpha Flight?
Love Punk like merriment.
"I mean, doesn't anybody crawl into post office boxes and scare people anymore?"
or ship themselves across the states?
Where there is a will, there can be a war.
To the battlefield, I say!
fuck that, i like to put road kill in people's mailboxes, slow down the car for prostitutes on the side of the road (only to speed up when they catch up, and then slow down again.. it's fucking hillarious), and hide dead fish in my coworkers wheel wells.
time to step up your game!
Okay.
I used to brush my ass with your toothbrush.
WIN
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