80s Style Gang Bangs

Monday, March 24, 2008

People do 80s Style Gang Bangs. An 80s Style Gang Bang is any substance intentionally taken into the body by any means necessary. 80s Style Gang Bangs can be simple 80s, Style, Gang, or Bangs.

Many people abuse 80s Style Gang Bangs for many reasons. Young people should not do 80s Style Gang Bangs because they have a long life to live and they can't make bad choices too early. Some people are affected by people they know who are doing 80s Style Gang Bangs. 80s Style Gang Bangs hurt everyone, not the person who does them.

I will decide not to do 80s Style Gang Bangs in my life for my family and friends and so that I can live the best way possible. Peer pressure is also a reason why people do 80s Style Gang Bangs.

80s Style Gang Bangs have been a problem in America since they were invented. The government spends hard earned money fighting 80s Style Gang Bangs. Sometimes people do them to escape their lives.

Some 80s Style Gang Bangs actually help people, like softcore and wine parties or other light style sex parties. Hospitals sometimes get stolen from for 80s Style Gang Bangs, and so do pharmacies. Wake up, America!

If you are doing 80s Style Gang Bangs, there are a few places that can help. Tell a friend or adult, maybe a police man or your doctor and get help now before it's too late. You can live a healthy life if you stay the fuck away from 80s Style Gang Bangs.

15 comments:

Now, it's a meme. Discuss.

What? If this were labeled 'My Daily Stool Sample', fifty people would do it.

No offense to Malach, who runs a wonderful glog and has never done drugs at an 80s Style Gang Bangs, ever.

what about 1970's style gang bangs? or gang bangs with black men (my personal favorite)? how about 1990's style gang bangs with foreign objects? i think you are leaving out a lot of important styles of gang bangs and this pisses me off worse than malach's glog.

Fuck you Dr. Murk, I am going back to Compton and doing my gang-banging all over again!

And how is this a meme?

Well, you write the same dumb thing except you pick a thing to substitute for 80s Style Gang Bang.

Hojo said...

Does the "80s" refer to the 1980s or octogenarians? My enjoyment of 80s Style Gang Bangs varies greatly between the two.

AngryMan said...

I have an overwhelming urge to listen to Duran Duran as a result of this post. Is that a problem?

AngryMan said...

And yes, I'm Hungry Like The Wolf.

Mike said...

I was in an 80's style gang bang once. Man, my ass hurt for a week.

I think I might have been doing it wrong or something.

The Angry Piper said...

Wait, you're doing gang-bangs now? Dude, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????!!!!

FreeOscar said...

I like '80s.
I like style.
I like gangs.

I HATE BANGS. They're the worst part of haircuts ever!

who DOESNT like gangs? i know getting whipped by a chain, branded with an awesome symbol, and being made to get battered and chapped by a whole group of young men is my idea of some good times!!!

Toyi said...

wow, that looks like some great advise for middle schoolers, or that is how I felt reading it.. but not bad... is always good to tell what is wrong.

Me proud of never done drugs.

Christopher said...

They used to call me the one man gang bang when I lived in Canada...

FreeOscar said...

I also like finger bangs.

C.rag: i think we should trade finger bangs.

 
 
 
 
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