Tropical islands with land mines. That's right! The Angry Veteran has a new cause. Remember all those islands the damn goldfish tending, sandal wearing, emperor woshiping stable boy murderers made us die for in W W Two? Well, 'accidentally', some right wing high school dropouts left a whole bunch of land mines behind and it's ruining the AV's vacation, what with all the flesh and blood splattering in his highball.
So, I urge you as fellow Wowzers to put your bucket where your leak is and write to your duly appointed representative and bitch a blue streak. None of us wants an eyeball daquari. That is all.
Chris
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Monday, June 11, 2007
Posted by Christopher at 12:54 PM
Labels: Christopher, Ramblings
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Due to the above mentioned circumstances, I'm now drinking bloody mary's...
Good call AV. Especially if some space eating waste of a tourist named Mary steps on one of those mines 30 yards from you.
I'd hate to drink, like, a bloddy Craig, or something.
I am really confused now
Landmines, bitch! Fucking landmines on tropical islands killing people and depositing their flesh into the AV's drinks!!!!
It has to stop.
Or, the AV needs a Blody Mary keg.
Jeez, are you daft?
Is it all tropical islinads or...the Canary Islands?
^ I think that I must have forgotten how to type. Sorry folks!
What islands? Cape Verde?
I want an eyeball daquari. So I can drink & watch! ~winks~
Nice!
And JM, I eat canary islands for breakfast.
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