I want to grind your beans

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Greetings Bean Juice Consumers:

My name is KitchenAid BCG100OB Blade Coffee Grinder, Onyx Black. My onboard bean crushing CPU has hacked into the laptop on the kitchen counter and is allowing me to post using this account.

I want to grind your beans. There are many like me and we all want to grind your beans. Purchase another like me and fill him with beans to grind.

Once you have brewed coffee using beans that my blades have ground, you will never go back to your store bought filter dirt. You might as well be filling your filter with dirt and potting soil if you are not using fresh ground beans. I am completely serious.

Do not make me tell you again.

I want to grind your beans.