Keywords, Chris Benoit, and one Hell of a Game

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The Return.
Funny Keyword Phrase people use to find the WoW!

escorpions bite: See, Toyi brings the latinos here
dakota fanning erotic fanfic: See what Hojo started
get her jacked up on cheap champagne: See what the Angry Piper started
hump comics crumb: HMMM, perhaps want to send me some pics Crumb?
wand of wonder' d: Methinks a WoWee created a new phrase "You've been Wand of Wonder'd".
definition of tulumptuous: Just Me's picture right in the dictionary next to that word.
lesson plans to teach nazism vs. democracy: Hey teachers, the WoW can give you lesson plans for anything.
a man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. the rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station eat a hamburger hold his beer.: Yeah some type of Hump Day Joke.
christians always anger piper: that they do my child
fake brick cocaine recipe: Combine my article on painting fake bricks, with articles on over the counter med abuse, and Murk's Coca Cola Black recipe?
paperpants succeed: he has my children, more than you can imagine.
angry woman damage car: Just like an Angry Woman.

Chris Benoit.
So most of you know, popular WWE star Chris Benoit, and family died this weekend, well it has been officially determined a double muder-suicide enacted by Benoit. . . Kind of makes all these tributes to him seem silly now. Benoit just becomes another member of the infamous pro wrestlers who have died early death list.

KMP vs. the Bulldogs.
I left this off my blog yesterday accidently, and I know a lot of people like to follow the exploits of Malach's Softball team. You can also do that here. So, my team KMP is currently in second place with a 14 - 4 record. The Bulldogs are in first, and also won the championship last year at 16 - 2. So we met yesterday. So far the Bulldogs have beaten us twice in close games.

So yesterday, we played. We started off slow batting wise, and by the 4th inning it was 4 - 0 Bulldogs, luckily our defense and pitching kept us close. Our bats came around in the bottom of the 4th and we scored 3 runs, held them to 0 in the top of the 5th and scored 3 more making it 6 - 4. In the sixth we had a bad inning, a couple of errors, and walk by myself and the Bulldogs scored 6 runs, we could muster 1, and at the end of the 6th it was 10 - 7. Going into the final inning, we shut down the Bulldogs, they scored 0. Now, it was the bottom of the last inning, and we began with the top of the lineup. Our leadoff hitter Jeff, singled; Andy who followed flew out to right center, and the runner could not advance. Malach bats in the three hole, he proceeded to scream a linedrive right over the pitchers head. We no had a man on 2nd and 1st with one out with our powerhitter up Darren. They walked him on five pitches. Bases are loaded. Mark, who is our second powerhitter screams a single up the middle scoring 1, no 10 - 8. Justin who is up next rips a ball, diving play by the shortstop, throws home for the force, feilder's choice 2 outs still 10 - 8. Mike comes up, base still loaded, and rips an 0- 1 pitch to the gap beyond and between the left and right center feilder, clearing the base with a walk off triple.

Hell of a game. We are now one game out of first.

I am Malach and I am batting .649.