I'm Loving It!

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

After a hard day of armed robbery, I prefer Mc Donald's to any other fast food place (even Arby's). Let's face it: fast food has to be FAST. I gotta get away from the Po-Po, you know!

Mmmmmmmm, mmmmm. Nothing like a f*cking BIC MAC for the mac dad of stealing sh*t. I get a 20 piece chicken Mc Nugget, a few cheeseburgers and a soda. They have Coke. Not just the Coke you drink from a glass, but the kind you smoke... FROM A GLASS PIPE! Gimme dat f*cking clown burger! Mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm. Sure beats Arby's.

Say, I got an idea. I could ROB a Mc Donald's and then an Arby's, abandon a few kids in my car and go on a killing spree that would make the Angry Veteran blush.

Man, I'm loving it!

Because we all know how much AP likes noir

Sunday, July 15, 2007

p.s. I caught Piper watching Octocentipus Porn once.

The sick fuck.

What?

Monday, May 14, 2007

Um.

Sorry.

It was me all along.

I'll tell you what. I'll make it up to you.

Somehow.