Goddamn you Angry Piper.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Yesterday, we recorded the Murk and Malach Show Podcast X-Mas Special.
Since Murk's succesful couple months of sobriety, this was a dry podcast, unlike last years, where the liquor flowed freely, especially down the Angry Piper's gullet. So, the Piper came up with this "interesting" idea. Before the recording, goofus went out and bought a gallon of egg nog (in two half gallon cartons). He then challenged Murk and myself to an egg nog drink off, and we attempted to finish the entire gallon of the stuff during the podcast. Now Malach enjoy a glass of egg nog here and there during the holiday season, but this was devastating. First, eggnog itself, has 190 calories per 4 oz. serving. Piper and Myself had 12 oz glasses, Murky a 24 oz. We each had at least 4 glasses of the stuff so a easy guesstimate of caloric intake is 2,280 calories. That is calories from cream, milk, egg yolks, and various sugars.

Needless to say by the end of the podcast we were all feeling a little nauseous, and we didn't even completely finish the last half gallon, though there wasn't much left. Egg nog in that vast quantity also does strange stuff to your bowels, stuff I can still feel this morning as I write this. Luckily I no longer feel hungover (and no, there was no alchohol in the stuff). To put it to you delicately, egg nog is like Liquid Plumbr for you large intestine. Probaby as effective as a high colonic (though much more fattening). The Murk and Malach Show, has just turned into and episode of Jack Ass.

I am Malach and pass the egg nog.