You know how some people just always have to have the last word in an argument or a discussion? You know who I'm talking about? No matter what the subject matter is, this person always feels compelled to have the last word; even if they have nothing to add to the conversation. They are just so in love with the dulcid tones of their own voice and so convinced of their own rhetorical superiority that they just can't stand to let someone else have the final say.
Do you know someone like that?
Is that person looking at you right now?
In the mirror?
89 comments:
I'm glad I'm not like that.
I wrote it to everyone, bennie. For our own communal reflection and response. You know, in our usual, thoughtful way.
Everyone, including you.
Including Me? Because I'm definitely not like that.
Everyone means everyone. Even Dr. M. Now, the fact that I wrote it to everyone is not to say that I think everyone behaves this way. I wrote it to everyone so that everyone could reflect on it.
It could turn out that everyone behaves this way; but that would have nothing to do with the fact that I wrote it to everyone.
Anyone?
YEAH? YEAH? Whatever. I SAID WHATEVER, BITCH!
Bums
Well, I don't think it was appropriate that you addressed that to everyone, including me. I think there should be an exception mentioned.
Cuz’ I’m not obsessed with getting the last word in.
Just sayin.
You are absolutely right; my apologies.
Dingle Berries
I.....must....I.....no...no...yes...MUST.....no...no......I....yes...YES......
I MUST HAVE THE FINAL SAY!
DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME SHOW MY TRUE COLORS!!! DAMN YOU I SAY!!
Actually, I'm the type of person who has an opinion on everything...not the one who has to have the final say.
But if you always have an opinion on what someone just said, then don't you always have to have the final word?
I, for one, couldn't give a shit about the final word.
Good thing, Piper.
LOUD NOISES!
FIGNUTS!
LAST WORD
HAHA! LAST WORD! And i wasn't even involved! And the terrorist plot is a lie, nothing happened, they just want to redirect our attention! LAST WORD!
LAST WORD TIMES A BILLION!
LAST WORD TIMES A BILLION PLUS 23!
Last Word times Infinity
fuck.
FIRST WORD (that which comes after the last word times infinity!)
FIRST WORD (that which comes after the last word times infinity!) squared.
well somebody that doesn't want to have the last word is not human; is something natural, I fight with myself all the time about that.
oh and if you know me the way you know me now, then you know about 50% of what I was used to be.I have improved, cause I was used to be more annoying than what I am right now.
OK, but let's limit it to having the last word that people can understand.
well but this is not what you said here>>"even if they have nothing to add to the conversation".
you are getting confusing now...
Another attempt at sarcasm, sadly failed.
no, i do
If the last word is said in a comments section, and no one is left to read it, was it actually said?
no, it was typed
Unless you are using voice recognition software, then, indeed, it was said.
Is that what Toyi uses?
word
last
wurd
up, yo
to yoah mutha
rollin' in my 5.0 with ragtop down so my hair can grow.
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is mine
I'm begining to get a sense that this comments section might get out of hand.
Hand in my bum
"Angry Veteran said...
But if you always have an opinion on what someone just said, then don't you always have to have the final word?"
Nope. There is a slim chance that whatever my opinion may be, may be countered with something more intelligent then my own opinion. In which case, I'd shut up so I could learn something. But more often then not, after I speak my opinion, it is followed by something severly retarded and in which case, I shut up and ignore them.
Now.
Sorry, when?
Now.
I DO!! oh wait a minute I am not getting married... sorry!
Please remove all liquid before posting on the WoW.
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I'm sorry sir, I'm going to have to ask you to come with me to the secondary inspection area.
Is it because it's the secondary inspection area that you felt the need to say it twice?
Blogger is not expereincing any technical difficulties. Citizens may continue their business.
Uhm?
That's right, nothing to see here, please move along.
eh?
Word! *laffs*
I will never die! Never!!!
^ you did in my dreams!!!
*looks around, sees everyone has moved on to another topic*
HAH! Last Word!!! HAHHAHAHAHH!
Excellent work, Doctor. Congratulations.
God DAMNIT!
oh there was 69 posts before I posted here, I was just afraid of that number, it made me think of something dirty for some reason and I had to do something to keep my sainthood.
No sainthood until you perform three miracles and die.
okay I am the 1st one!
I'm behind you a 100%.
The fact that this post has 74 comments should count as a miracle.
I think the fact that it ONLY has 74 posts at this point should count as a miracle.
Its taking one more post.. Its a Miracle
Excellent, after we kill the blog we can canonize it.
I'm above this foolishness.
As are we all. Thank God.
How about now? And can I say that Cap'n Flak is the real dick here and not get noticed?
You certainly may say that. Please, go right ahead.
I just did.
Technically, you asked if you could. Which, of course, you don't have to. But, you did. So I was granting the permission you didn't need to ask for.
You mama got the last word last night after I was done with her
Yo mamma is my mamma and that's gross!
Yes, how disgusting.
is this still happening?
LAST WORD
Well, of course, it never ends.
My bum gets the last word
That, my friend, is not a word.
I win!!!
There are no winners in cyberspace, only survivors.
Oh sure, bury it in the archives and wait to see if I post to it.
Malach. Link this in a new post to make it fair for everyone!
DO IT NOW!!!
No screaming in the comments section please.
Thank you.
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