Friday Night Fight

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Tomorrow night, the moment is upon us. The final battle will be joined. It will be intellect versus interluck as Dr. Robert J. Murk Battles Captain Flak Paperpants (aka SpaceFarmer) to the death in an insult fight to end all insult fights. If the insults don't provide a fatality, we will record an actual fistfight until one man (or woman, in the Captain's case) taps out and submits.

Oh sure. It will be settled tomorrow night, but you might have to wait until Monday to hear the battle. I warned you. This will be graphic, ugly, evil. There will be no survivors. Listening will lower your IQ by twenty points.

Place your bets now. Place them in the comments section. Place them up your ass for all we care. It's on. It's going down. We're getting ready to rumble. Be afraid. Be somewhat afraid. Alien versus predator. Jason versus Freddy. Barney versus Fred. Emilio versus Charlie. You name it, we've got it.

So, lock the kids in the basement and send the wife on a slow boat to China because it ENDS HERE! Drop your pants and whip it out and put it in the mashed potatoes.

The Bash on a Podcast will be happening. So, if you see bright flashing lights, fire, tornadoes, tits or anything else, you know what's going on. Two old friends turned enemies are squaring off to flap the ass gates wide open and smell the sweet stink of victory. Are you brave enough to download?