Pure Almond Extract

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Today's quick coffee tip:

When you are done brewing your cup of joe and have poured it into your favorit big cup, try flavoring it with a capful of pure almond extract. Mmmm mmm.

Yours truly has a nice tall thermal travel mug that I fill about 6/8 to 7/8ths full of coffee, with a capful of this pure almond extract, a teaspoon of stevia powder, two packets of Splenda and fill the rest with milk.

Deeeeelicious.

13 comments:

Don't drink coffee get that through you thick heads!

You know Malach, you really should drink coffee. Jesus LOVED coffee, just like he loves each and every one of us. In fact, not everyone knows this, but when he was hanging from the cross and yelled "Father, why have you forsaken me!" it was because someone gave him decaf.

Damn Romans.

Toyi said...

^Oh Man, I couldn't content myself of that joke... lol it is funny.

I love coffe but SPLENDA? Ew man, that thing do more damage to your stomach than regular sugar that is actually natural in some way.

Gives me a headache . . also I believe almond abstact has a alchohol content, like Vanilla Abstract.

Yes, yes, it's like a third alcohol. But I'm putting in one capful - which must measure out to be somewhere around a 16th of a teaspoon. And so a third of a 16th is like what, a 48th of a teaspoon? I'm not exactly making an Irish coffee here.

Although, if I did, the almond extract might be nice too.

At this point, I've tried Almond, Vanilla, and Cinnamon extract. I'll keep you posted on my progress.

Goodnight Jesus, have a cup of French Roast in heaven for me.

Just saying for our Sober WoWees

YPG said...

Won't that make the coffee slightly oily?
Or is it just enough to give a hint of the flavour and aroma without giving the soapy taste?

Soapy taste? What the hell are you putting in your coffee? Are you not rinsing your cup after cleaning and leaving dish detergent residue?

No, a capful of pure almond extract just gives a light flavor, it doesn't change the consistency of the liquid or make it oily.

I LOVE alcohol.

You know, AV, that does sound good. 7/8 almond extract and a splash of milk.

Mmmmmmmm....

Ahhhh FUUUUCK!!!! My sobriety program is ruined due to you!!!!! Malach, you were too late!

Jeez, I wish us Sober WoWees weren't so stupid. WHY DIDN'T I READ THE LABEL????

Crap, now for that NyQuil fix...

I prefer Vanilla Extract with my NyQuil and Robitussin.

Mmmmmmmm.

Pass me the Scope.

But open a tea bag while you're at it. I want to get stoned. Tea is Pot right? Tea Pot? Code???

ANYONE????

Anyone want this spray paint and brown paper bag?

Pass it here.

After that I'm going to try to watch the Playboy Channel through the squiggly lines.

 
 
 
 
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