Pro Wrasslin's Dirty Little Secret

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Malach exposes Wrasslin'.
Many of you already know an inordinate amout of professional wrestlers have died since 1985 before their 45th birthday, inluding in the past year and a half, Eddie Guerrero, and most recently Chris Benoit and Woman (Nancy Benoit). A fairly extenisive list can be found here. There are varying ways some of these wrestlers have died, including drug overdoses, suicides, murders, automobile accidents, heart attacks, and cancer, but they were all fairly well know wrestlers, the one thing that linked them.

We after some investigation by Malach and Otis Serunigs, we have come up with a vast conspiracy . . . a conspiracy that involves 50 years of wrestlers. We expose it for you know.

What links all these deaths? This conspiracy . . . you see, Chris Benoit killed all these people too, and it has been covered up all these years.

So.
Yesterday, Malach got to stand on the pitcher's mound with Josh Beckett during the playing of the National Anthem. I also got on NESN. All this, and pictures (I hope) on Malach's Blog tonight). Also, perhaps a vid on a later date.

I am Malach, just call me the Warren Commission.