Um.
Sorry.
It was me all along.
I'll tell you what. I'll make it up to you.
Somehow.
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Who dis?
I killed Murk.
Go look for him.
He's dead.
I've taken his estate and all his assets. Have a look.
Sorry, I would have warned you if you'd picked up your phone.
Further details will be revealed.
Fear not. I have the last podcast you did with him and I will edit it and we'll memorialize him. He was a bit of a dick, but a great man, that Murk.
All part of the grand design, brother.
Yeah, I am just playing along.
The long lost [Murk/Malach's] brother?! I thought you would never get out of that S&M brothel/labor camp in Nicaragua. Foiled!
and as longest you are not Christ only lol
I've been expecting you, Mr. Morris. Come sit and have some tea with me. I've got some cookies baking in the oven as we speak. Let's chat.....let's catch up...
Shall we?
Suh-weet! That hateful bastard finally kicked the bucket!
For old times sake, here is a hearty and heart-felt "FUCK YOU" to the dead Dr. Robert J. Murk. It's because of you that I lost my satirical persona.
(Was that a word or did I just create a new one?)
tea with cookies ewwwwww
It was no easy feat killing the crusty old man-child. But, there is a story to follow and many stories to follow that one.
We've identified his dental work and part of a finger print from part of a finger.
I'd say that's pretty suspicious... I mean, conclusive.
And Hojo, when you left my island, I lost my best customer and have come to see if you're still, um, interested in playing ass chess with me. I still have the extra large pieces.
Mrs. E.G... is it green tea?
You know I keep a well stocked cabinet. I have green tea, black tea, chamomile, and mint medley. Oh yeah....and Earl Grey. It took me awhile to blend his ashes in with the tea leaves but you know....it's a really strong and robust tea........one of my faves if I don't say so myself.
don't say so
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