...it's my fault that the Patriots lost last night. Yes, it's true and I am not sorry. You see, on Friday night, I snuck into Gillette Stadium and placed a curse on the team.
Why?!!? Because my company has an office in Indianapolis and I just figured the Colts deserved a chance to win. Plus, I have to travel out to the Indy offices for a series of upcoming meetings and I really didn't want to hear them all bitch and moan about it.
Or perhaps it wasn't my curse?
Perhaps it was because I stole Bill Belichick's ball soap?
I guess we'll never know.
I have a confession to make...
Monday, January 22, 2007
Posted by Captain Flak Paperpants at 9:27 AM
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GO COLTS!!!!
Did you put the soap all over Reche Caldwell's hands?
Nope. I just put it in my pocket. It smells purdy.
uhmm I saw a goat walking down the street with Reche Caldwell's picture tied to its neck, did you do that Cap?
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Wiat a minute. Who the fuck is Reche Caldwell anyway?
My favorite part was when the announcers called Booblehead "King of the Comebacks" and then he snapped the foot ball for an interception.
I'm rooting for the Bears in the SuperBowl.
Reche dropped two easy passes, one for a TD, and one that would have got them down to the 5 yard as the Colts forgot to cover him.
Dude, you might as well be speaking Arabic.
OMG! That was hilarious! He was totally wide open and STILL managed to drop the darn thing!
And what was up with his eyes? He looked like a dear stuck in head lights.
His eyes always do that for some reason.
yeah, I mean he needs more experience catching "easy balls" lol
I have easy balls.
You missed the "gr" it greasy.
fuck.
Cap, but are your easy balls catchable by Reche Caldwell? that is the mistery.
Anyone can catch my easy balls.
^ lol lol lol
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