The federal government is sending each and every one of us a rebate check.
If we spend it at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India .
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan, and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA .
Food for thought...
Monday, May 05, 2008
Posted by Hobbs von Wackamole at 1:31 PM
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NO! SEND IT TO ME! PLEASE SEE THE NEXT POST IN LINE!!!!
CNN ran a comment on the Cafferty File that was eerily similar to this. Hobbs, you got jacked up by the man.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
That is true!!!
Hookers, weed, beer and ink it shall be!
I will pay bills with mine
I will pay bills with mine
Maybe Hobbs stole his post FROM the man.
Wheels within wheels....
Nothin EVER comes to South Africa...
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