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So while I was being a tool today...
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Posted by Tequila Mockingbird at 7:19 PM
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Naughty, but Murk.
Go on, get your paperpants out.
"Nobody Does It Like Angry."
Catchy, pithy, and true.
paperpants would be unacceptable... i would soak through those.
"You deserve a Malach the Merciless today" and y'all do
"Make the Most of Jesse Debuc From Attleboro, Ma."
Mine was:
"Mental Poo Prevents that Sinking Feeling"
Truer words have never been spoken.
"Made To Make Your Elise Water"
I did it twice just incase
"Great Elise. Great Times."
Okay, I think I'm hooked! xx
"Do the Toyi" o-0
I kinda like this thing...
"Feces - It Does a Body Good."
And it does, when I smear it all over the Captain's chest
"Life Should Taste As Good As Dead Babies."
My new favorite
"When You've Got Murk's Penis, Flaunt It."
Ahh, another new fave
"It Takes A Tough Man To Make Tender Farts."
Ok I am done
"Eve. It's What's For Dinner>'
Ok whose hungry???
Reach for the Eschation
eshaton, bonehead
Actually, its Eschaton, bonehead!
"what would you do for a hobo jizz?"
Beef - It's the other toothless black hooker.
WTF?
My Doctor says "deez nuts".
Just What The A Girl, A Boy, And Me Ordered.
"with a name like scrotum, it has to be good"
"Little. Yellow. Different, Narcissist."
Bwaahhahahhahahahaaa!!!!!
"What's in your Lynn?"
Aaaaaaahhh!!! Must stop!
"Mike Huckabee Saves Your Soul."
Get In My Amandalee7747.
Unzip a Dick Biggman.
Fuck a pig for Ramadan.
Hindu fuck cow and eat it, Murk.
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