REVEALED: Palmer

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Palmer is a mystery . . .
But Malach has sources, and they have found all you need to know about the man. One of the West Coast buckos sent me this picture, and a little but of a biography:

Palmer is also known as Dirty David, and lives on the streets of LA. He uses library computers to build up his internet presence, that is why he is so sporadically on. No one is sure why he does this.

He refuses all help, and mumbles something about "Ginny". He can be found around the city, with his sign, and his little gimmick of being a "honest bum". I reality he spends the money on discount movie houses, hentai, sleeping at nerd conventions (like ComicCon) and his pickle smoking habit.

He is also known for his tagphrase: "Avenge Me!" which he frequently screams in crowded areas, and then runs off down a back alley humming music from Ladyhawke.

If you see Palmer, please call the locale mental health services. Consider his armed and dangerous, and he is not afraid to distract you with his Dance of Hanging Genitalia.

So, there you have it, the real Palmer.

I am Malach and now you know.