NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Wal-Mart is seeing red over a missing shipment of T.M.X. Elmo, a frontrunner for this year's hottest toy.
The world's largest retailer wants the missing Elmos back as soon as possible and declared that it will "do whatever it takes to ensure [Elmo] gets to shelves this holiday season."
Spokeswoman Jolanda Stewart said the shipment, containing more than 100 T.M.X. Elmo dolls, went missing on Oct. 31 en route to a Wal-Mart store in Bentonville, Ark.
Clearly, Dr. Murk simply found an opportunity to ruin Christmas for 100 families and couldn't pass up the opportunity. As a cover story to explain his abscence, he simply declared himself banned and left for his hideous mission in the midwest.
Murk!!!
What Dr. Murk has been up to while he's been "away"
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Posted by Generation Xsquire at 2:28 PM
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Malach has 2 TMX's
Clearly the shipment was hit by a team of shadowrunners.
A badass team of 5 year old mercs led by Dr. Murk.
uh what about the lastest news about that, "They found the 100 elmos, floating on a lake".
I would like to get one of these so I can dissect it and figure out what special powers of this fuzzy red beast has to allow his takeover of the sane world.
you know what, I truly believe there should be something better than this in Japan or China... some sort of TMX poockymoon (or whatever is writen)o-0
I've got the shipment tucked away down in here Orlando.
Why have you nicknamed your ass "Orlando"?
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