I AM IRON MAN!

Friday, February 29, 2008

Iron Man Exclusive Trailer

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I am Malach and I LOVE the fact Tony Stark seems to be drinking in just about every frame of this trailer.

Really Ralph??? Really?!!!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Ralph Nader announced his candidacy.

Again.

For the fourth time, I believe.

The man has lost all credibility. He is directly responsible for the past eight years. He gave the election to Bush by taking just enough votes away from Gore.

Thanks to you, Ralph, we have the War in Iraq, our current Supreme Court, the complete lack of enforcement at the Federal Agencies (EPA, DOJ, etc.), and an ever increasing federal deficit. You, Ralph, made it possible. Nothing you can ever do will be able to undo the harm you have allowed. If you had any honor, you'd have committed ritual suicide by now. But forget honor, all you have is vanity.

I don't know how the f**k you can even show your face in public, never mind run for President again. I hate you Nader.

Hate you.

Bob the Builder for President!

Sunday, February 24, 2008


Bob has no substantial political experience, is very friendly, draws big audiences, and has a great slogan.

That seems to be enough, hurry and cast your vote.

Bob the Builder for President!

Can we fix it?

Yes, we can!

One.Good.Book

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Cormac McCarthy: The Road.

If you read one book this decade read Cormac McCarthy's The Road. I read it in one day. It's short enough.

Idea: A man and his boy (maybe six or seven years old) wander the Hell that Earth has become after surviving an unspecified disaster. The disaster is so great that nothing is left alive, except for a few hundred people. Nothing is alive and the story takes place years after the catastrophe. The story is about their daily struggle. It is very realistic. This isn't a romantic post apocalypse. Some of you know what I mean by that. If you don't, watch Mad Max. That's apocalyptic romance compared to this.

If a good book is layered like an onion, this one is a shallot. Short. Small. Compact. Little waste. Bitter flavor. Sharp. Somehow alien but completely full of nuance. This is the 'where are we' book of the century.

The Road is an easy read. It's not strained. McCarthy has written in a completely accessible style without compromising his ideas.

Don't expect flowers and sunshine. Don't even dare to hope for a happy ending. BUT, be prepared to be uplifted. At times. Dissapointed. At times. You need to read this book if you want to live in the next century. The message is clear and eloquently put in the narrative. This book is essential.

Those of you with a spiritual bent will love it. Those of you waiting for the death of man will love it. Doomsday prophets will love it. We will all love it. Father will cry. Sons will call their fathers. Husbands will kiss their wives. Wives will be wives.

I have to tell you one more thing:

The Meaning of Life is explicitly stated in this book. If you read it, you will know what life is about.

Horrible poetry that needs editing.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Because I was bored.

-Acedia-

She caresses my face and whispers,
"Take a rest, you've been working so hard!"
I know i have done nothing
I know I have tons to do
Yet I believe her lies
And let her seduce me

We lie together in bed
She gives me ecstasy
Which I know is the source of my ugly misery
She kisses my body
And it thirsts for more
But my minds screams for release

She dances me though failure after failure
I want nothing more but to let her go
But in this unholy matrimony, there is no divorce
The heavy ball and chain holds me down.
She laughs at my efforts,
"I love you too" she says and kisses me

"O Devil! I make you a deal!
Rid me of this harlot and take my soul!"
"Foolish child! Don't you know?
The devil won't deal against the devil's own"
With those words he laughs and leaves
And I laugh as she emerges from the shadows and kisses me to ruin.

Needs work on the meter, several lines could be made better and some words could use replacement.
Help?

Refuse to Buy Into the Obama Hype

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Every once in a while someone takes their responsibility as a voter seriously and actually does a little research. This is one of those times. I know reading is wicked hard. I know actually comparing candidates based on FACTS as opposed to how well they smile for the camera while promising to give you a reach around every Christmas is not very fun, because it's almost like doing taxes, or other stuff grown-ups have to do.

So here you go. Someone else actually did the heavy lifting and all you have to do is skim through it to the end and get a clue about what two of these people have actually done while they were in office.

Draw your own conclusions.

I personally have less respect for someone who wastes times passing resolutions as opposed to actual legislation, but that's just me.

Lovin' you

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

I need to Express my love . . .
But I was having a very hard time to put into word, the love I have for Captain Flak Paperpants. But I will let this video talk for me.

I am Malach, in love with loving you, lalalala, lalalalala!

Pink is the new black

Have I told you lately that I love you?

No?

Oh.... That's too bad.

Oh well!

Happy belated birthday, Doc.

"Hi" to everyone else.

Ciao my darlings!

Count Von Count, porn star

Monday, February 18, 2008

There is more
We all recall the past secret video of Count Von Count and his penchant for singing about having sex with strange things, but more has been unsurfaced!




And Bert in Ernie got into the act too.

and some strange stuff

Obama: The Emperor has no clothes!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Let me begin by saying that I will be voting for either Clinton or Obama in the general election. Whichever one wins the Democratic nomination will have my support and contributions. However, it is not my vote I am worried about. It's the vote of the folks in the middle who will be choosing between McCain and, if he gets the nomination, Obama. Why do I worry?

Simple: he has negligible political experience. A state legislator (not even a Governor) and two years in the U.S. Senate - after winning the seat by beating a guy who forced his wife to go to sex clubs (well, he officially withdrew and then was replaced by Alan Keyes. Alan Keyes!)

He's a good speaker and he's black. Those are not qualifications to be the next President. But no one has really taken him to task on his resume. The Democrats have given him a free pass so far; not wanting to seem racist. Well, let me tell you folks, criticizing someone on their lack of achievements and vague policy positions is not racist. And the criticism and attacks are going to come in droves in the general election. I feel like the child who shouts out that the Emperor has no clothes.

Obama has no experience!!! (*shocked gasps from the crowd*)

The really sad thing is that we are in such sore need of more diversity throughout the entire corporate and government power structure in this country. We do need to have a black President, but he has to be qualified for the job. Obama is not that candidate. I am afraid that nominating Obama is giving Republicans their best shot for winning the general election.

Does Clinton have a better chance? To my mind, absolutely. The Republicans have done everything they can to that woman and her husband. She has great experience and will be able to beat McCain in the debates. Do you remember the Cheney vs. Edwards Vice Pres. debates last time? Cheney made Edwards look like an amateur - exactly what McCain will do to Obama. By the time the general election comes around, everyone will be wondering why the Democrats nominated a guy with negligible national political experience and no foreign policy experience. And then Obama will lose the general election by double digits. *shudder*

Me and Hojo

Saturday, February 16, 2008



This is when we first met. It was majic!

The answer to all of your questions is finally here

Friday, February 15, 2008


Happy Birthday Dr. Murk

Monday, February 11, 2008

And yes, some presents . .






I will have more for you on my blog tonight

I am Malach, and you got to love the internet's ability to embarass celebrities!

SCREW JOHN MCCAIN!

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

He is an Albino Midget!

I am Malach and yes you can

It's McCain or Nothing

I'm sorry. If you vote along party lines and are a Democrat, you are doing yourself a terrible injustice. Without Edwards, you are left with two special interest lunatics with no loyalty to you, your nation or your party.

Joh McCain is frequently a negotiator between the two warring factions. He's a moderate. He's sensible. He has the most experience and he's well liked internationally. Obama and Clinton have made enemies on both sides of the aisle.

Not to mention, Hillary's face? Obama's poor fashion sense? Is this what we want? McCain may be old and ugly, but he's a veteran of two wars, nearly died when an aircraft carrier blew up, and has fought in the trenches of the senate for many many years.

He's Eco-friendly, doesn't make a fuss about pro-choice, is in favor of levying taxes on big business and demanding corporate responsibility. He's so moderate, conservatives hate him. Please, don't be stupid and vote Hillary or Bamalama. Please. I know you're loyal, but DON'T fall for their lies.

Love This!

Sunday, February 03, 2008

How Beautiful our Planet is

Saturday, February 02, 2008


I am Malach, and fuggin's A

Spanish love song!!!

 
 
 
 
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